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Top Ten Reasons Why The City Of Moorhead Secretly Changed Its Voting Locations
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Top Ten Reasons Why The City Of Moorhead Secretly Changed Its Voting Locations

October 30th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Without letting anyone know, Moorhead city leaders decided to change many of their polling locations. Many Moorheadians are now wondering why their silly little town would change many of its polling locations...
Russians Hack Krispy Kreme’s Secret Recipe
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Russians Hack Krispy Kreme’s Secret Recipe

April 6th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moscow, Pennsylvania – With no evidence to back it up, President Trump is alleging that the Russians have hacked Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and stolen their secret recipe. FM Observer: So, what do you think about the Russians...
US Military Top-Secret Balloon Dog On The Loose
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US Military Top-Secret Balloon Dog On The Loose

October 30th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Harrisburg, PA – A very large runaway military doggy balloon was recently seen in the skies around Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. The giant brownish wiener dog-shaped balloon is reportedly for a special military mission to...
Area Man Hiding Secret Phil Collins Obsession
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Area Man Hiding Secret Phil Collins Obsession

January 16th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—A friend of yours really likes Phil Collins but doesn’t want you to know, the Observer has learned. Recently, an area man looked left, looked right, then back over his shoulder as he discreetly plucked his...
Weirdos Believe Secret Underground Community Exists Beneath Hollywood Hills
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Weirdos Believe Secret Underground Community Exists Beneath Hollywood Hills

January 10th, 2014 | by Nick
Hollywood, CA—Several mentally-troubled outsiders believe there exists a secret underground celebrity community beneath the rolling hills of Hollywood, California. Locals are skeptical, but crazies are convinced that...