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Chief Justice John Roberts Swears Himself In During Rare Senate Moment

Washington, DC – Before swearing in all the members of the Senate for the impeachment trial of President Trump, Chief Justice John Roberts had to first swear in himself according to some archaic constitutional protocols....

Heidi Heitkamp And Kevin Cramer Agree To Three UFC-Style Octagon Fights

Bismarck, ND – Heidi Heitkamp and Kevin Cramer, who are both fighting for the same Senate seat, will meet three times prior to the election in order to help undecided voters make their choice. Their campaigns have agreed...

Senate To Debate If ‘Biweekly’ Means Twice Per Week Or Once Every Two Weeks

Washington, DC – Next week, the United States Senate is set to debate what is the precise definition of the ambiguous term “biweekly“. Some senators strongly believe that biweekly means twice a week, as in:...

North Dakota Senators Tired of Being Overlooked

Washington, DC – Muffled discussion can be heard from inside a capitol building janitorial closet by members of the senate as they stroll by. You see, this is where the North Dakota representatives of the United States...