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New UND Mascot Needs A Name!
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New UND Mascot Needs A Name!

May 4th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, UND – It’s time once again to put on your politically correct thinking caps to help name UND’s chosen mascot. The winner of the mascot naming contest could possibly win a trip to Grand Forks (and...
Tsunami False Alarm Issued For State Of North Dakota
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Tsunami False Alarm Issued For State Of North Dakota

February 9th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Even though it did seem a bit odd at the time, a Tsunami Warning was issued for the entire state of North Dakota. Without thinking, many folks in North Dakota did have a panicky knee-jerk reaction to the...
Fargo Man Suing Hospital For Mistakenly Removing His Novanoid
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Fargo Man Suing Hospital For Mistakenly Removing His Novanoid

May 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After having his novanoid removed erroneously by a distracted surgeon, Donovan Ion is lawyering up to sioux the hospital. The surgeon-at-fault admits he may have been sexting during the botched operation but...
LEAKED: New University of North Dakota Team Logo/Nickname
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LEAKED: New University of North Dakota Team Logo/Nickname

November 26th, 2013 | by Nick
Grand Forks, ND—Sources have confirmed the existence of a newly revamped UND sports team jersey! This photo, leaked by an insider at the University of North Dakota, shows a rough depiction of a team hockey jersey embroidered...
Learn To Count Just Like Indians
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Learn To Count Just Like Indians

May 19th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Lakota, Dakota – Besides being your ever-reliable source for the latest in serious satirical fake news journalism, the FM Observer can also be a powerful free educational tool for many who seek to continuously expand...