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Man Who Had Just Figured Out Solution To Climate Change Problem Hit By Bus
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Man Who Had Just Figured Out Solution To Climate Change Problem Hit By Bus

November 24th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Mr. Lonnie Clayhanger had just had the ultimate solution to the Global Climate Change problem suddenly dawn on him. While he was then attempting to carefully walk across the street to jot it down at a Subway...
Wanting To Collect And Store Everything In Cardboard Boxes Is A Sign Of Superior Intelligence
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Wanting To Collect And Store Everything In Cardboard Boxes Is A Sign Of Superior Intelligence

September 25th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Brainerd, MN – Recent scientific studies show that people who are wanting to collect cardboard boxes in order to store all their belongings in such an organized fashion is a sign of a much higher intellect. Dr. Debra...
FMO Announces The 2018 Smartest Kids Contest
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FMO Announces The 2018 Smartest Kids Contest

June 5th, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is excitedly proud to announce our 2018 Smartest Kids Contest. “Think of this as a spelling bee but you’re asked questions instead of spelling words,” says Dr. Thomas...
Fargo’s Uber Program Offers Free One-Way Jet Rides To Anywhere
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Fargo’s Uber Program Offers Free One-Way Jet Rides To Anywhere

May 14th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After the exciting announcement that the UBER RideShare Program was coming to Fargo, the FM Observer is excited to make another big announcement: People from the Fargo area will be able to catch a ride to...
American Medical Journal Identifies New Disease Epidemic: Mediabetes
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American Medical Journal Identifies New Disease Epidemic: Mediabetes

August 14th, 2014 | by Kitz
Washington, D.C. – Research from the American Medical Association has uncovered a new disease silently plaguing our society: Mediabetes. Mediabetes is defined as a condition in which the brain’s inability to produce...
Researchers Uncover Guaranteed Method to Extend Smartphone Battery Life
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Researchers Uncover Guaranteed Method to Extend Smartphone Battery Life

April 16th, 2013 | by Nick
Palo Alto, CA – Stanford University researchers have been conducting top-secret experiments in an effort to dramatically increase day-to-day smartphone battery longevity. Scientific trials have been performed on lithium-ion...