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Expert Now Believes Universe Began And Will Also End With A Big Bang
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Expert Now Believes Universe Began And Will Also End With A Big Bang

July 18th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Bangor, Maine – Dr. Gabbin Fingal now has good reason to believe that the universe will end just like it began. Dr. Fingal’s highly scientific model of the universe has repeatedly shown that the original Big Bang of...
Next Fargo Air Show Promises Some Amazing Never-Seen-Before Acts
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Next Fargo Air Show Promises Some Amazing Never-Seen-Before Acts

June 21st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The upcoming Fargo Air Show has somehow put together fifteen new acts and entertainment for people who think they’ve seen everything. Yo, you ain’t seen nothing like this year’s line-up of...
George Soros Admits To Being Emperor Palpatine
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George Soros Admits To Being Emperor Palpatine

September 15th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Naboo, Chommell Sector – After receiving a tip from one of our readers, we did some old-fashioned investigative reporting and discovered that George Soros is Emperor Palpatine. Both of these identities are also the same...
It’s Official: Jar Jar Binks Is Moving To Fargo!
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It’s Official: Jar Jar Binks Is Moving To Fargo!

July 26th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After much behind-the-scenes planning and excitement, Jar Jar “JJ” Binks has decided to “settle down” in Fargo, North Dakota. Known for being one of the most popular of all the Star Wars...