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Ted Talks Top Ted, Ted Tedman, Trucking To Town To Talk Teds


Ted talkin’ Ted

Fargo, ND—The top Ted of Ted Talks, Ted Tedman, is coming to town for a “Talkin’ Ted” Ted Talk.

Ted Talks scheduled two Ted Tedman Ted Talks at the Travelodge the weekend of January 8th and 9th. Tedders with time to talk to Ted about Ted Talks are told to attend.

Ted Talks publicist, Tad: “Ted Talks is excited to bring Talkin’ ‘Bout Ted to Fargo. Ted’s tenacity tends to tempt tense Ted talkers to traverse the tangled trail of Ted Talks. Ted will be talkin’ truth, Ted and Ted Talks twice Thursday, then, two more times twenty two hours from then, then a tertiary talk the 2nd tomorrow. Terrific!”

Tons of tenured “talkers” are told to transport themselves to the Travelodge that Thursday, two hours before ten thirty to tentatively toil in the terrace ’til Talkin’ Ted takes off.

White Man To Marry Black Bear

Ted & Barry ask: Please bear with us as we join our lives together.

Ted & Barry ask: Please bear with us as we join our lives together.

Beartown, Pennsylvania – When Barry Ambrose was growing up as a young boy, he loved his stuffed black Teddy Bear. Unfortunately, that original Teddy Bear was suddenly lost when his family’s home went up in flames.

That loss was almost more that Barry could bear. But his love of bears never left him over the years.

As a grown man, Barry set out on a wilderness adventure loaded for bear. He was as hungry as a bear to find a grown-up replacement for his youthful friend.

Now bear in mind, most folks are looking to get away from large black bears. But Barry Ambrose kept hoping that his search would eventually bear some fruit.

One day, when he was just about to give up hope, he finally found what he was looking for. It was truly love at first bite.

Barry and Ted met in an angelic open meadow full of colorful flowers and fluttering butterflies. After they greeted each other with a large bear hug, they continued to frolic in the forest for a fortnight.

Not long after that, they were making plans to get married. Pastor Toni Thompson, who is going to be performing the wedding ceremony, said the two have a very special connection and their own way of communicating with one another.

Even though many friends expressed reservations about a white man marrying a black bear, Barry said they decided to not just grin and bear it, but to smile and do it.

Barry explains: “It’s always a special feeling to fall in love, especially when you’re being pursued by a bear. What I love about Ted is his unpredictability.”

After they were able to bear the brunt of much initial strong criticism from friends and family, they have plans for a large outdoor wedding, followed by a honeymoon in Yellowstone National Park. During the winter, they both will probably hibernate for a few months.