January 8th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – The City of Moorhead is having a special all-city meeting to talk turkey. With a problematic over-abundance of wild turkeys, all options are on the table. Option #1: Turkey Adoption Program (TAP) would ask...
November 22nd, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – On this blessed day of Thanksgiving, the FM Observer family would like to share a very old tradition that has been passed down to us from our four-fathers and four-mothers, and from theirs before them. Whilst...
November 21st, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – After a comprehensive state-wide survey, your FM Observer has painstakingly compiled a list of things for which North Dakotans have to be thankful. So, as you gather round your Thanksgiving dinner table and...
October 13th, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – It’s that special time of year once again when apple pickers in the region start thinking about fermentation. Dr. Zymurgy explains that by using the magic of fermentation, a little bit of yeast and...
October 9th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The custom of dressing up in costumes for Halloween has been banned for security purposes. Also, the handing out of candy has also been banned because of a few bad apples in the past who have handed out...
September 16th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – If you see small groups of turkeys along the Red River in Moorhead, chances are the police will not be far behind. Moorhead Police are now using domesticated, trained wild turkeys to solve many heretofore...
November 26th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Turkeyfoot, PA – Leave it to Google to take 3-D printing to the next level. After some Germans were able to first print edible gummy bears with a 3-D printer, Google has now perfected the ability to 3-D print a...
November 18th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Birdseye, Utah – After losing millions of turkeys to the avian flu, the resulting turkey shortage is causing many to seek an alternative for their traditional Thanksgiving dinner. At the very first Thanksgiving, the...
November 7th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fatsa, Turkey – Readers of the FM Observer are invited to submit their application for a trip-of-a-lifetime to Turkey for Thanksgiving. In your application, briefly explain why you and your family should be selected for...
November 27th, 2013 | by
Johnnny New York, New York – America’s most loved mutt has been banned from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Snoopy has tested positive for using inhalants. Authorities first suspected the mongrel of inhalant usage...