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Fargo Flocks To Car Washes Before Return Of Dreaded Polar Vortex
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Fargo Flocks To Car Washes Before Return Of Dreaded Polar Vortex

January 9th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In a community-wide frenzied effort to get all cars washed prior to the return of Algore’s Polar Vortex, every car wash is expecting a record-breaking day. Lines into car washes could be so long that...
Trump To Introduce Family’s New Pet Llama Whose Name Is Dolly
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Trump To Introduce Family’s New Pet Llama Whose Name Is Dolly

February 23rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Breaking from long-standing tradition once again, instead of introducing a new First Dog to the country as most presidents have done in the past, President Donald Trump and his First Family will be...
Hillary Didn’t Even Have A Computer In Her Office!
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Hillary Didn’t Even Have A Computer In Her Office!

October 22nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Capitol Hill, DC – Our chief Washington correspondent, Mr. Ben Ghazi, was lucky enough be present while President-Elect Hillary Clinton got brutally questioned by mean, extremist, Republican members of Congress. FMO’s...
Tear Duct Implants Gaining Popularity in Washington
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Tear Duct Implants Gaining Popularity in Washington

April 14th, 2014 | by Kitz
Washington, D.C. – A new cosmetic surgery trend is sweeping the nation’s capital. Tear duct implants, also known as “Sad Sacs”, are becoming increasingly popular among politicians whose inability to...
Washington Redskins Name Change Contest
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Washington Redskins Name Change Contest

May 6th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Well, it looks like the home of Political Correctness is about to get a dose of its own medicine. The name Washington Redskins, which goes back to 1937, has now become the latest target of easily-offended...
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Kellogg’s To Release Brand New Product Line In Colorado and Washington.

November 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Battle Creek, MI – In the wake of the recent election, Kellogg’s plans to release a brand new product line specifically for the states of Colorado and Washington. For the supporters of marijuana, it was a historic...