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FMO’s ABCs For Living Happily Ever After
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FMO’s ABCs For Living Happily Ever After

April 29th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – With wedding season just around the coroner, your FM Observer is offering free marriage counseling advice to those who seek to soon enter the gates of matrimonial blissful harmony. FMO’s ABCs For A...
Local Large-Group Marriage Expected To Go To The Supreme Court
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Local Large-Group Marriage Expected To Go To The Supreme Court

June 5th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Downer, MN – In the quaint Minnesota village of Downer (formerly known as Xanax), a large-group wedding of nine women and five men is expected to challenge the definition of marriage. The recent marriage of fourteen (14)...
Wedding Tax Obama Administration’s Next Executive Action
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Wedding Tax Obama Administration’s Next Executive Action

April 24th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – With the busy wedding season almost here and the government running out of new ways to tax the American public, the White House has announced a new executive action to be effective immediately. A 10%...
Wedding Announcement
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Wedding Announcement

August 15th, 2014 | by Nick
Mommen-Gorftaggel wedding Blychen Mommen and Peatus Gorftaggel, Harwood, ND, will be exchanging their vows and bodily fluids this October! Blychen is the daughter of Phipp and Joonto Mommen, Meckville, ND. Peatus is the...
Man Who Weds Daughter Fathers His Own Granddaughter Whom He Marries
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Man Who Weds Daughter Fathers His Own Granddaughter Whom He Marries

June 14th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Bernard Kingsley of rural Moorhead married his own daughter, Trixi, after the mother lost her battle with King, their pure-bred pit-bull. The wedding of Bernard to his own daughter Trixi was accompanied by...
Minnesota Couple Marry In Cemetery
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Minnesota Couple Marry In Cemetery

May 22nd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
AUSTIN, Minn – How do you gain the brides deceased parents respect in the non creepiest way possible? Get married by their graves in a cemetery of course! In an unconventional wedding ceremony, Diane Waller and Randy...