Expect to soon start seeing Robo-Cops like this bad boy in your neighborhood.
West Fargo, ND – To keep up with a growing demand for police presence, West Fargo has gotten the OK to add seven new Robo-Cops to its department.
Analysis of a recent survey showed that the City-On-The-Grow actually needed nine new officers but West Fargo’s Police Chief believes that seven new Robo-Cops should take care of their need to reshape the department in the right direction for the city’s future.
Even though each new Robo-Cop costs about $150-thousand dollars, a generous grant from the justice department will help with that cost.
The Robo-Cop Corporation points out that Robo-Cops can work one continuous 160-hour shift each week, needing only 8 hours for maintenance and to recharge.
West Fargo’s Police Chief also adds that these new Robo-Cops don’t have to be paid like their human counterparts, but he quickly added: “But don’t tell them that!”
West Fargo, ND – One small Asian man is causing quite the ruckus in our growing city of West Fargo, North Dakota and people have started to call the police.
The West Fargo Police Department have stated that they are looking for a nude man who has been showing up all over town. Several people have called the police department in the last couple months about the nudist running through fields, random backyards, and in one instance, going down slides at random city parks. Ouch. That has to hurt.
Officers have had absolutely no luck finding him and have no idea who this man is. He is simply too elusive. I would like to name him “The Asian Nudist Ninja” if that is ok?
Police will continue to look for this individual but would like to state that since Asians have such small penises, it is very hard to arrest The Asian Nudist Ninja with indecent exposure because he technically isn’t “exposing” anything.
Please keep an eye out. If you see a nude man running wildly through your back yard, jumping fences like a gazelle, you are asked to please call the West Fargo Police Department.