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Mute Man Learns How To Communicate By Using A French Horn

Elk Horn, Iowa – When Lon Terhark was born, he was unable to vocalize, officially making him a mute. But luckily for Lon, his school band director encouraged him to take up playing French Horn. Now, Lon Terhark has learned...

Russia Says It’s Not Harboring Any Pale, Colorless Americans

Moscow, Russia—Vladimir Putin and his evil band of KGB cronies vehemently stated earlier today that they are not knowingly in possession of any ghastly-looking American males, especially those named Edward Snowman. Russian...