January 22nd, 2014 | by
Johnnny Fargo, North Dakota – It’s time once again for the FM Observer to shiveringly ask the proverbial question: How cold is it? So, how fricking cold is it? It’s so cold that polar bears are building their own...
April 14th, 2013 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – When friendly folks in Fargo, North Dakota should be hosting garage sales and planting their gardens, Winter Storm Xerxes will be extending winter…with a vengeance. While Tiger Woods is being assessed...
March 23rd, 2013 | by
Cody Marthaller Fargo, ND – It’s been a very cold and depressing winter season this year. This has left hundreds of out-of-state family members worried as they haven’t heard from their loves ones who live in the Fargo tundra...
March 18th, 2013 | by
Nick Bismarck, ND – The North Dakota Department of Transportation has released preliminary first-quarter car accident statistical report findings and let me tell you, the numbers are staggering. The report shows that there has...
February 19th, 2013 | by
Nick Fargo, ND – Every year at this time Old Man Winter flexes his bulging biceps. Snowmageddon wreaks havoc on us all during blizzard season. We give the blizzard a snow prediction, a warning, even a name. Weather is happening...
January 30th, 2013 | by
Nick Fargo, ND – Here we go again. It’s the time of the year in which our great state fights the never-ending battle with boredom and exclusion. The time of year when a sheer blanket of cold will envelop our region,...
November 3rd, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – Follow up story to the Top 10 Things To Do In Fargo During Winter. Here is a list of things you can do in the comfort of your own home during the winter months in Fargo. 1. Plan A Kidnapping When...
November 1st, 2012 | by
Nick Fargo, ND – Guess what? Acutally, don’t bother guessing. We all know because we all dread it. That’s right–winter’s here! You can literally feel your guts seize up each time you step outside. Temps...
April 16th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – Phil McCrackin is a family man. A man who enjoys the great outdoors, spending time with his kids, and cooking his family large and exquisite dinners. He is also a happy man whom his friends say is one of...
March 14th, 2012 | by
Nick A reactive reflection of what winter does to the mind, and its timely ending. I am finally at the end of my WITS. WITS, meaning, of course, Winter Introspective Terror Syndrome. It’s a common affliction–something we...