Editorial

Must Have Weapon For The Coming Zombie Apocalypse
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Must Have Weapon For The Coming Zombie Apocalypse

June 1st, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Everywhere, USA – Keep your face, keep your skin, we will fill you in on the most practical weapon against zombies.  Zombies have been in the news lately (here and here) which is an obvious sign of a coming...
Cannibals Anonymous Group Therapy At Hilton Garden Inn
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Cannibals Anonymous Group Therapy At Hilton Garden Inn

June 1st, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Due to a widespread craving for human flesh causing concern that a zombie apocalypse is right around the corner, the Observer has decided to hold open workgroup sessions to help cannibals deal with their...
ZOMBIE SIGHTING IN WEST FARGO
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ZOMBIE SIGHTING IN WEST FARGO

May 27th, 2012 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND – The Observer is fearful to report that early Sunday morning at around 3 a.m., a zombie was spotted foot-dragging alongside Interstate 94 in West Fargo. This reporter is absolutely certain that this was,...