Moorhead, MN – A new recent archaeological finding shows that cavemen played the Bean Bag Toss game.
This ever-popular game is also called CornHole since bags of corn were used by cavemen during times of abundant harvest to glorify their gods.
Early Game expert Minga Tortendorf says this latest discovery just outside of Moorhead, Minnesota is very important.
“It shows that early cavemen and cavewomen played the Bean Bag Toss game just as we do today” she explains.
“This is the first real evidence that we have of early humans actually playing any type of games.”
The next time you and your family, friends, or co-workers are playing CornHole (or as some simply call it: CornHolio), just imagine the earliest settlers played the exact same game way back around 42,000 B.C.
Minga’s closing thoughts: “By playing CornHolio, it sadly shows that in some ways we have not progressed much at all from Cro-Magnon days. If you really want to show how much we’ve advanced since the dawn of life, perhaps consider having a Bocce Ball tournament, or at least go fly a kite like Thomas Edison for heaven’s sake!”
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