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FMObserver Lands Exclusive Interview With Mr. Stephen Hawking
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FMObserver Lands Exclusive Interview With Mr. Stephen Hawking

April 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
FMO: What is time? Stephen Hawking: I invite you to set aside your present preconceptions of time and consider the possibility of creating multiple duration streams as a quantitative measure for the day when demand for increasing...
Boy Drives Entire Family Nuts Practicing Trumpet
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Boy Drives Entire Family Nuts Practicing Trumpet

April 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Trumbull, Nebraska – When Daniel Boddington first decided that he wanted to become a trumpet player in the school band, his family was so happy and excited. Daniel’s parents spared no expense and bought him a brand...
North Dakota Unveils Its New State Flag
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North Dakota Unveils Its New State Flag

April 10th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – After the Fighting Sioux won their eighth national hockey championship, and with the fifth straight national title for the NDSU Bison football team, North Dakota has decided to change its state flag and...
Undercover Investigation Uncovers Underground Senior Citizen Fight Club In Fargo
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Undercover Investigation Uncovers Underground Senior Citizen Fight Club In Fargo

April 9th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After a lengthy two-day investigation by your FM Observer, we recently turned up disturbing news about some dangerous seasoned citizens in our area. What we learned is that some small groups of large men calling...
Plans For New Clay County Jail Looking Quite Penal
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Plans For New Clay County Jail Looking Quite Penal

April 7th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – With the current jail having been built in the 1890s, Clay County Commissioners were excited to finally see plans for their new jail. Even though it will be a brand-new, state-of-the-art facility, architect...
Obama Pens Exec Order Forcing All States To Raise Min Wage To $30/Hour By 2040
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Obama Pens Exec Order Forcing All States To Raise Min Wage To $30/Hour By 2040

April 5th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Not to be outdone by Governor Jerry Brown in California, President Obama just signed into law via another Executive Order, a new law which mandates that all 57 states increase their minimum wage to $30 per...
Delegate To Sue Party Convention Because Nobody Would Caucus With Her
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Delegate To Sue Party Convention Because Nobody Would Caucus With Her

April 3rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Dorothea Toppen went to the 2016 North Dakota Democrat Convention wanting to caucus but no one would caucus with her. So, Dorothea Toppen is planning on filing a lawsuit against the North Dakota Democrat...
Excitement Builds For New ‘Fargo Diversion’ Theme Park
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Excitement Builds For New ‘Fargo Diversion’ Theme Park

March 31st, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As support for the proposed FM Red River Diversion Project wanes due to emotional and financial fatigue, excitment is now waxing for a brand new theme park to be called: The Fargo Diversion! City Commissioner...
North Fargo’s Ponyland To Become Largest Refugee Resettlement Camp In America
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North Fargo’s Ponyland To Become Largest Refugee Resettlement Camp In America

March 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
North Fargo, ND – City Commissioners unanimously approved moving ahead with the rezoning of Ponyland into a Syrian refugee resettlement camp. Workers have already begun transforming the old Ponyland into what will soon be...
Travel With All Your FMO Friends To Magical Goosey-Goosey Island!
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Travel With All Your FMO Friends To Magical Goosey-Goosey Island!

March 28th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Ocean Butte, Atlantic – Are you in minor need of a major getaway or vice versa? Has your March Madness turned into March Sadness? Looking for a trip to trump all trips? It’s time once again to sign up for FMO’s...