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Local Bank Surprised When Confused Robber Asks To Open An Account
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Local Bank Surprised When Confused Robber Asks To Open An Account

February 17th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The security camera of a local branch bank recently recorded what probably was supposed to have been a bank robbery but what turned into a more normal banking transaction. Video and audio recordings show a man...
Valuable Valentine’s Day Mobiles Cleverly Hidden Throughout Fargo-Moorhead Area
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Valuable Valentine’s Day Mobiles Cleverly Hidden Throughout Fargo-Moorhead Area

February 14th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – As a special Valentine’s Day treat for our readers, the FM Observer’s local resident artist has offered up some extra exciting fun. Amsterdam Douglass is his name, and mobiles are his latest...
Sir Elton John Is Buying The Fargo Theater
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Sir Elton John Is Buying The Fargo Theater

February 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Old Windsor, Berkshire – Through our London branch office, the FM Observer has just learned that Sir Elton John is purchasing the Fargo Theater. FMO: Mr. John, why did you want to buy the Fargo Theater, of all places? Sir...
Fargo Band Selected To Perform During Halftime Of Next Super Bowl
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Fargo Band Selected To Perform During Halftime Of Next Super Bowl

February 12th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The ever-popular Fargo band “Double Negative” has just been chosen to play during the halftime of Super Bowl 52! Even though the news came as quite a surprise, the seasoned band members all took it...
Zen Poets Group To Protest That ‘Blank Lines Matter’
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Zen Poets Group To Protest That ‘Blank Lines Matter’

February 12th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Zenda, Wisconsin – A group of minimalist Zen monks are forming an official protest group called: Blank Lines Matter! As writers of Zen Koans and haikus, these humble Zen monks also believe that: Blank Lines Matter!...
Thin Man Found Living Inside Fargo Family’s Chair
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Thin Man Found Living Inside Fargo Family’s Chair

February 10th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In what police are calling a “very bizarre situation”, a thin elderly man was recently discovered to be living inside a Fargo family’s large comfy chair, which had been in the middle of their...
Moorhead Imposes Harsh New Penalties For All Non-Recyclers
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Moorhead Imposes Harsh New Penalties For All Non-Recyclers

February 6th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Effective immediately, the City of Moorhead will now be enforcing stringent new penalties for any and all households that do not recycle. Moorhead’s Recycling Czar Marv Hammerstone: “Some folks...
New ND License Plates Being Recalled Because Fonts Suck
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New ND License Plates Being Recalled Because Fonts Suck

February 1st, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – For Immediate Release: Announcement: All of the new North Dakota ‘Sunrise’ license plates are being immediately recalled because: The fonts suck! FMO: Hello? Could you please be a little more...
The Entire Internet Will Be Down For Maintenance This Weekend
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The Entire Internet Will Be Down For Maintenance This Weekend

January 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Silicon Valley, CA – The Internet Maintenance Task Force has announced that the entire Internet will be down this weekend to perform some server maintenance and important system upgrades. Luckily, this should only affect...
First Fargo Robin Sighting A Sign Of Spring And Global Warming
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First Fargo Robin Sighting A Sign Of Spring And Global Warming

January 27th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Multiple reports of a robin sighting in the trees around the West Acres Mall indicate that Spring is just around the corner. Sheila McCox who had just entered the mall’s parking lot said: “I was so...