December 28th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Fully equipped with lab coats and clipboards, multiple teams of mating habit specialists from various foreign countries will soon be descending upon Fargo for a long-term scientific study. Dr. Abraham...
December 19th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Groove Park, USA – Have you been thinking you need to find your Groove Pattern? Many just like you have been yearningly searching for their Groove Pattern before that window completely shuts in their life. Luckily, your FM...
December 17th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Dickinson, ND – The small town of Dickinson, North Dakota was once simply known for being the home town of the famous actress Angie Dickinson. But now, the Dickinson School Board is in the cross-hairs of a new and extremely...
December 16th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – You may have recently heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder was coming to Fargo to go snowmobiling. Well, Mama, that ain’t no rumor! After Sir Elton John publicly offered Stevie Wonder the use of one of his...
December 10th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – What started out as a fairly routine traffic stop ended up anything but. Officer Glasford Fulco pulled over a tan-colored Dog Caravan after noticing a number of seemingly unnecessary lane changes. Upon...
December 6th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The People’s Militia Group which oversees the Fargo area, unanimously voted at their latest meeting for all Downtown Fargo jaywalkers to receive the death penalty. The head of the People’s Militia...
December 3rd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – First lady Melania is offering a superbly wonderful gift idea for the holidays. Melania’s Twelve Days Of Impeachment Calendar is an impeccably designed likeness of the White House with twelve adorable...
December 2nd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Apple Valley, CA – It was just a matter of time until Apple introduced their new Christmas iTree. Now, for your Christmas enjoyment, you can have a smart Christmas tree which, of course, comes with a Siri. This new...
November 27th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Methadone, SD – The rest of the country was immediately jealous after South Dakota recently unveiled its incredible new state slogan: Meth–We’re On It! This extraordinarily catchy phrase was the result of...
November 25th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargone, ND – The North Dakota Department of Transportation has been working overtime to come up with some plans to decrease wait times to get driver’s licenses and that newly mandated REAL ID. As wait times have...