April 18th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Hollywood, CA – The FM Observer’s Hollywood reporter, Tojo Saxton, caught up with the most beautiful Donatella Versace for a fun and informative interview. Enjoy! Tojo Saxton: Thanks for getting together! How have you...
April 16th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns In a recent post, Steve Fukuda discussed the developer’s point of view to supporting the future of Titanfall and offered some insight as to what to expect. Some of these is the promise of ultimate transparency. They...
April 12th, 2014 | by
Johnnny The FM Observer is excited 2 announce FMO Summer Camp. If you like 2 have a good time and are considering satirical writing as your chosen profession, then this camp is totally 4 you. This year’s exciting theme...
March 31st, 2014 | by
Johnnny Dubai, United Arab Emirates – In the city where architectural rules are regularly being broken and rewritten, Dubai has now introduced yet another new trick. Luxury apartments known as the “Stairway To Heaven”...
March 28th, 2014 | by
Kitz Moorhead, MN – Billy Bob Thornton said it was “destiny” when he came across an article describing a haunted house for sale in Moorhead, MN, located just across the river from Fargo, ND. The star, whose affinity...
March 25th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns If you didn’t know, I just recently got back from a trip to the Democratic Republic of Congo. I have been looking at vacation/retirement property there for a while now. During my trip I got to use a variety of...
March 10th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns Upworthy is a website that uses click-bait titles to drive people to click their links. These are some headlines that didn’t make the cut. George had a cyst on his balls. You won’t believe what happens next. Sam got...
March 6th, 2014 | by
Nick Los Angeles, CA—FOX Broadcasting Company has officially declared it’s ready to compete for a share of the desperate female viewer demographic. Executives noted they have completed filming for a sensational new show...
February 24th, 2014 | by
Nick Los Angeles, CA—The brain trust at FOX Broadcasting Company has been busy reworking their primetime television show lineup. A total of 28 nighttime sitcoms have met the chopping block in a space-clearing effort as more Two and...
February 11th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Valentine, Nebraska – With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, the mad scramble is on to buy prickly thorned roses and chocolate covered teddy bears for all the lovely sweethearts. Others are desperately seeking...
