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Area Outdoor Pianos Maybe Not Such A Grand Idea

Fargo, ND – What perhaps began as a grandiose idea has now ended up in the local landfill. Fargo police surveillance cameras in the area of an outdoor grand piano were not quite quick enough to record all of the alleged...

FMO Launching FMO-TV From New FMO Corporate Headquarters

West Fargo, ND – After weeks of around-the-clock construction, the new FM Observer corporate headquarters is finally done. This will not only be the main offices of your favorite FMObserver.com but will also be the exciting...

Wendy’s Pay It Forward Program Offers Free Meals After Midnight

Fargo, ND – Wendy’s restaurants in the Fargo-Moorhead area are starting a new “Pay It Forward” program. Between the hours of midnight and 1AM, your meal will be free if you promise to pay this kind...

Odorless Farts Plague Edina Housewives

After years of financial prosperity, citizens of Edina, Minn. are worried their flatulence is failing to produce any odor. Edina, an inner-ring suburb of Minneapolis, is among the wealthiest cities in Minnesota with a median...

Minnetonka Prepares for First Annual “Milfoil-stival”

Excelsior, MN – After running out of reasons to pile boats into the lake, members of the Lake Minnetonka Event Planners have scheduled a celebration of the area’s most abundant natural resource: milfoil. On August 30 and 31,...

Many Concerned About UFO Lights South Of Moorhead

Moorhead, MN – Have you been seeing the unusual lights in the sky at night south of Moorhead? Have you and your family been wondering if they are real UFOs? National UFO experts have now released an official statement from...

Moorhead Crocodile Charged With Killing Of Defenseless Calf

Moorhead, MN – Authorities are investigating the murder of an unarmed defenseless calf just outside the Moorhead city limits. The alleged incident allegedly took place on the banks of the Red River. The alleged suspect is a...

Wedding Announcement

Mommen-Gorftaggel wedding Blychen Mommen and Peatus Gorftaggel, Harwood, ND, will be exchanging their vows and bodily fluids this October! Blychen is the daughter of Phipp and Joonto Mommen, Meckville, ND. Peatus is the...

Births

Searie Challacher, Horace, gave birth to son Crogo, Cliff’s Birthin’ Shed, Friday, August 1st Bavie & Sheppy Blucknob, both Moorhead, gave birth to daughter Iel, Cliff’s Birthin’ Shed,...

New Detroit Mountain Recreation Area Offers Fun For Everyone

Detroit Lakes, MN – The New Detroit Mountain Recreation Area is well on track for its big grand re-opening this month. This brand new four-season fun park will offer a wide range of great activities and challenges for all...