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Fargo Man to Keep Vacation Beard Going

Fargo, ND—Local resident Qace Zombytakle has returned from a shaveless vacation, and he’s found himself relatively pleased with his resulting facial hair ensemble. So much so, he’s decided to keep rockin’...

Second New Species Discovered At The Red River Valley Fair

West Fargo, ND – Yesterday, Dr. William Francis and his team discovered a new species at the Red River Valley Fair in under one hour.  Today, Mr. Francis and his team have done it again! His expedition team was yet again...

New Species Discovered At Red River Valley Fair

West Fargo,  ND – Scientists gather to search for new species. Yesterday evening, Dr. William Francis and his team set out on an expedition to look for a new species of human.  A mission that took two years to put...

KFGO Required To Broadcast Half In Spanish

Fargo, ND – The Mighty 790 KFGO radio station will soon be required to broadcast half of its programming in Spanish. Todas las estaciones de radio en Fargo pronto estarán obligados a proporcionar la mitad de su contenido...

City of Hawley to Construct Hawley-Wood Dock Of Fame

Hawley, MN—Taking a page from the Hollywood textbook of glitz and glamour, the city of Hawley, Minnesota will be constructing their own living, commemorative outdoor museum entitled the Hawley-Wood Dock of Fame. A gigantic,...

CEO Has No Idea What He’s Talking About.

Fargo, ND – John Lovit, a local CEO of a popular medium sized company is being accused of not knowing what the hell he is talking about. John’s days consist of meetings and then some more meetings.  In between those...

Fargo Man Allegedly Renting Out Tree House

Fargo, ND—An area man is allegedly subletting his creaky back yard tree fort. Neighbors are saying they’ve noticed something crawl into and out of a tree house in the back yard of South Fargo resident...

Todd Fox Arrested For Evading Police Officers

Fargo, ND – Todd Fox who was just recently arrested for Flash-Frying Entire Cow, and before that, Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower, is in the news yet again.  This time for evading police officers. Earlier...

Area Teen Disgusted That Substitute Teacher Isn’t Hot

West Fargo, ND—A West Fargo Middle School junior has voiced his displeasure over the alleged unfavorable physical characteristics of today’s substitute algebra teacher, Mrs. Jonisbarnmeister. Substitute teacher...

Surrogate Mother Repos Infant From Deadbeat Parent

Fargo, ND—An incident involving a member of a local surrogate mother association chapter has our community reeling. Surrogate Mothers United (SMU) Fargo branch saw one of its own taking matters into her own hands, the...