July 18th, 2014 | by
Nick Fargo, ND—Local resident Qace Zombytakle has returned from a shaveless vacation, and he’s found himself relatively pleased with his resulting facial hair ensemble. So much so, he’s decided to keep rockin’...
July 11th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns West Fargo, ND – Yesterday, Dr. William Francis and his team discovered a new species at the Red River Valley Fair in under one hour. Today, Mr. Francis and his team have done it again! His expedition team was yet again...
July 10th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns West Fargo, ND – Scientists gather to search for new species. Yesterday evening, Dr. William Francis and his team set out on an expedition to look for a new species of human. A mission that took two years to put...
July 10th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The Mighty 790 KFGO radio station will soon be required to broadcast half of its programming in Spanish. Todas las estaciones de radio en Fargo pronto estarán obligados a proporcionar la mitad de su contenido...
Hawley, MN—Taking a page from the Hollywood textbook of glitz and glamour, the city of Hawley, Minnesota will be constructing their own living, commemorative outdoor museum entitled the Hawley-Wood Dock of Fame. A gigantic,...
July 3rd, 2014 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – John Lovit, a local CEO of a popular medium sized company is being accused of not knowing what the hell he is talking about. John’s days consist of meetings and then some more meetings. In between those...
Fargo, ND—An area man is allegedly subletting his creaky back yard tree fort. Neighbors are saying they’ve noticed something crawl into and out of a tree house in the back yard of South Fargo resident...
June 30th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – Todd Fox who was just recently arrested for Flash-Frying Entire Cow, and before that, Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower, is in the news yet again. This time for evading police officers. Earlier...
June 30th, 2014 | by
Nick West Fargo, ND—A West Fargo Middle School junior has voiced his displeasure over the alleged unfavorable physical characteristics of today’s substitute algebra teacher, Mrs. Jonisbarnmeister. Substitute teacher...
June 25th, 2014 | by
Nick Fargo, ND—An incident involving a member of a local surrogate mother association chapter has our community reeling. Surrogate Mothers United (SMU) Fargo branch saw one of its own taking matters into her own hands, the...