June 24th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns West Fargo, ND – The New Blarney Stone is in trouble already after two patrons decided to whip out their ding dongs right there in the parking lot. What they didn’t realize is that their ding dongs were in full view...
June 19th, 2014 | by
Kitz Fargo, ND – With standing water in ditches and mosquitos breeding fast in waterlogged North Dakota, state and city leaders are urging Native American communities to cease practicing their ritual rain dances until further...
June 14th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Bernard Kingsley of rural Moorhead married his own daughter, Trixi, after the mother lost her battle with King, their pure-bred pit-bull. The wedding of Bernard to his own daughter Trixi was accompanied by...
June 13th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns Fargo,ND – A local Fargo man with a very long list of public indecency charges was arrested AGAIN this week for having sex with teddy bears. Jim Hankly was arrested Thursday evening after witnesses say they saw Mr. Hankly...
June 11th, 2014 | by
Nick In the wake of what has been the 74th school shooting since the Newtown massacre, school districts are taking a proactive steps to better prepare their kids for the sort of danger that could potentially take place within...
June 10th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Unhappy church officials at the House Of God Inc. are investigating an alleged fondling of their church organ. A man who had apparently dressed himself up to look like the church janitor was caught groping...
June 9th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – The City of Fargo released a pamphlet earlier today that explains in detail on how to avoid getting killed by a train. With all the train accidents and people getting hit, Fargo decided the citizens needed a...
June 6th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – We’ve all walked by the bubbling lobster tank in the meat and seafood area of a grocery store. While doing some recent shopping in a popular Moorhead grocery store, Mrs. Maxima Underhill began walking...
Fargo, ND – Local police are celebrating the approval of new technology that promises to make fighting crime a little easier and a whole lot safer. City government has finally given a green light to the much anticipated...
Fargo, ND—Authorities were dispatched to a north Fargo neighborhood yesterday afternoon as one witness called to report what sounded like “A raging cauldron full of boiling guts” rumbling in his neighbor’s...
