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Area Man Sleepwalks Fargo Marathon
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Area Man Sleepwalks Fargo Marathon

May 10th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The annual Fargo Marathon was greeted with an unlikely participant this year as one area man haphazardly decided to not run, not jog, not walk but sleepwalk a portion of the route. Packy Backmelt, an apparent victim...
Fargo Landfill To Be Permanently Closed
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Fargo Landfill To Be Permanently Closed

May 9th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Fargo Landfill is being shut down – closed for the foreseeable future. It is now officially going to be considered a historical site due to some recent important findings. An undocumented landfill...
Church Bazaar Selling Some Bizarre Items
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Church Bazaar Selling Some Bizarre Items

May 6th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – It’s that bizarre time of year again when many local churches have their church bazaars to raise money for various church programs. For a very reasonable price, one can usually purchase wonderful home-made...
Antiquated Ideologies Of Today’s Politicians OK With Fargo Man
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Antiquated Ideologies Of Today’s Politicians OK With Fargo Man

May 6th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Are you familiar with the term “social injustice”? It’s used to classify the perceived unfairness taking place in society today. Depending on who you ask, it happens all the time. For instance:...
Insane Ramblings From Random Drunk Bar Patron
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Insane Ramblings From Random Drunk Bar Patron

May 4th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Musky smell.  Sticky floors.  He was sitting in a dark corner only lit by the bathroom lights. He’d been there since 1pm.  Its not a couple minutes past 12 a.m. now. Many beers later it looked like...
Amish Taking Applications For New ND Settlement
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Amish Taking Applications For New ND Settlement

May 4th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Amishville, ND –  Have you been wishing for a simpler life? Looking to do some low-tech manual labor in a no-nonsense friendly rural setting? The Amish Organization is opening a new settlement in North Dakota soon and is...
May is National Awareness Month In Fargo
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May is National Awareness Month In Fargo

April 30th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Do you or your loved ones suffer from a serious lack of awareness? Research shows that literally billions of Americans are completely unaware. The good news? There is help. You must be wondering, “What can I do...
Control Freak Sentenced to 100 Hours Jazz Music
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Control Freak Sentenced to 100 Hours Jazz Music

April 28th, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – When a disagreement over how her groceries were being bagged escalated into a screaming brawl, Wanda Tite found herself in handcuffs. Charged with public disturbance, harassment and assault, the mother of three...
Youngsters Drinking Coffee A Disturbing New Trend
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Youngsters Drinking Coffee A Disturbing New Trend

April 25th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In what many parents are seeing as a disturbing new trend, a growing number of very young children are drinking cups of coffee to get that “high school” feeling. Fargo police have been secretly...
No-Driver Taxis To Be Tested In Fargo-Moorhead
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No-Driver Taxis To Be Tested In Fargo-Moorhead

April 23rd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Fargo-Moorhead area has been selected to be the main testing zone for some new No-Driver Taxis. Driverless electric taxis were the brainchild of Jensen Torath of Stockton, California. Mr. Torath’s new...