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Casino Owner Smothered To Death By Huge Pile Of Your Gambled Money

Hankinson, ND—A pillar of the Hankinson community is gone. Locals mourn the loss of Wurlot Bong Maxomer, Co-Chief Operating Officer of Dakota Gaming Enterprises, which holds a stake in Dakota Magic Casino & Resort &...

Fargo Easter Kids Found What?!? Jaw dropping! Must Read!

Fargo, ND – Will was looking for easter eggs with his brother earlier this morning when they discovered something awful. Will stated him and his brother went behind the shed to get some cute easter eggs.  What they...

Fargo Mom Thought Marijuana Legalization Would Have Destroyed Colorado By Now

Fargo,ND−Area mother Cynthia Lincoln-Baxter finds herself utterly perplexed at the fact that Colorado hasn’t devolved into an absolute wasteland full of crime, poverty and despair since the state’s...

Chef With Assburger Syndrome Selling Assburgers To Help Raise Awareness About Assburger’s Syndrome

East Fargo, MN (aka Moorhead) – In a quirky town that is known for its social awkwardness, it’s fitting that this is the backdrop for a story to warm your heart and satisfy your appetite for all things good. Executive...

Man Takes ‘What Superhero Are You’ Quiz, Gets Batman, Attempts To Fly, Dies

Fargo, ND—FBI Fargo Division confirms this morning that newly-christened local superhero Adam Noisewater, 22, took his own life yesterday by jumping from the top story of the big bank skyscraper downtown. Upon searching...

New Aquatic Nuisance Species A Nightmare From Hell

Detroit Lakes, MN – The Minnesota DNR has begrudgingly confirmed the addition of a new aquatic nuisance species (ANS) to their growing list. While the inexorable invasion of zebra mussels continues to threaten local lakes...

Man Immediately Vaporized As He Stepped Outside

West Fargo, ND – A West Fargo man says his neighbor was vaporized this morning. Earlier this morning police received a call from a man who stated he just witnessed his neighbor being vaporized right before his eyes. Roger...

First Visionary Church Offers Portal To God

Fargo, ND – An alternative church is being started in the Fargo-Moorhead area. Members of the new First Visionary Church will strongly be encouraged to use psychedelic drugs to get closer to God. Pastor Tim Leary believes...

Two Dead After Facebook Comment Section Argument Escalates

Fargo, ND—A local news outlet’s facebook comment thread got a little out of hand late yesterday. What started out as a simple weather forecast status update found itself turned into a battleground for what onlookers...

These Are The Wasps That Killed The FM Observer

West Fargo, ND – As you know, your beloved FM Observer was allegedly attacked by a gang of wasps. Not only did they attack us, but they stung us many, many times, and then they killed us. We did not want this to happen. Nor...