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Rust Bucket Becomes FMO’s New Corporate Vehicle
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Rust Bucket Becomes FMO’s New Corporate Vehicle

March 18th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Since the FM Observer recently went public with its IPO, we made another important executive decision: to purchase our official corporate vehicle. Consider this post as the unveiling of our new FM...
Fargo Group Making Serious Run At Perfect March Madness Bracket
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Fargo Group Making Serious Run At Perfect March Madness Bracket

March 17th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Basketball fans have been guessing the March Madness tournament for decades. Every year, it seems, contestant stakes have been getting higher and higher. Cash prizes as well as bragging rights are among the available...
Blind Bowler Bowls Back-To-Back Perfect Games
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Blind Bowler Bowls Back-To-Back Perfect Games

March 10th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – You would have had to see it to believe it. Mr. Walter Lane of rural North Dakota bowled two perfect games in a row after entering a tournament on a dare. His wife of fifty years, Edna Lane, dared him on a...
FM Observer Goes Corporate With Initial Public Offering
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FM Observer Goes Corporate With Initial Public Offering

March 8th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is taking its paper to Wall Street. FM Observer (FMO) stock is slated to open at $3.141559265359/share next week. Here’s a Q&A the FM Observer did with Nick Hirchert about the upcoming...
Williston Overcrowding & Lack Of Housing Taking Its Toll
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Williston Overcrowding & Lack Of Housing Taking Its Toll

March 4th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Williston, ND – With too many people looking for too little housing, folks in Williston, North Dakota are starting to reach their breaking point. Because of the North Dakota oil boom, monthly rent in Williston is now the...
Help Fargo Police Investigate Convenience Store Robbery
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Help Fargo Police Investigate Convenience Store Robbery

February 26th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – During a recent police investigation, Chief Inspector Ripley interviewed five possible suspects in the robbery of a local Kum & Go convenience store. One fact that was known for certain: each suspect was...
Local Trucker Inducted Into Guinness Book Of World Records For Saying “Bullshit” 312 Times In One Hour
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Local Trucker Inducted Into Guinness Book Of World Records For Saying “Bullshit” 312 Times In One Hour

February 25th, 2014 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND—Russell Hvordsenen of West Fargo, North Dakota has been inducted into the 2014 Guinness Book of World Records for mentioning the word “bullshit” 312 times in one hour. He nearly doubled the previous record...
FM-area convenience stores: “We are out of cash so please stop robbing us”
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FM-area convenience stores: “We are out of cash so please stop robbing us”

February 24th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—A long string of recent armed attacks on gas stations in our town has left tills and registers completely tapped. After Fargo endured yet another pair of convenience store holdups yesterday, the Observer has learned...
North Dakotans Live In A State Of Happiness
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North Dakotans Live In A State Of Happiness

February 23rd, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – Gallup’s recent release of its annual “Happiest State” poll results has left many Americans dumbfounded to see North Dakota sitting in 1st place for 2014.  It is being widely reported that...
UFO Sighting In North Dakota Caught On Camera
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UFO Sighting In North Dakota Caught On Camera

February 16th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Perth, North Dakota – An amazing UFO sighting was caught on camera just outside Perth, in north central North Dakota. Towner County Sheriff Ben Dover somehow captured this amazing image on his cell phone, while watching...