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Kids: The Christmas Presents Are In Your Parents’ Cursed Egyptian Sarcophagus

Fargo, ND—You can stop searching. The Observer has learned exactly where your parents are storing your Christmas presents, and it’s not in the location you’re used to. Your gifts are trapped in a centuries-old...

Missing Cat Found Wrapped Up Under Tree

Fargo, ND – After their dear sweet cat went missing for two days, the Dumstone family desperately dialed 9-1-1. Specially trained canine units were brought in to hopefully sniff out the lost feline. It turns out that Felix...

Heineken Home Deliveries Being Well Received

West Fargo, ND – Some towns still have home delivery services of milk from the milkman. Other home deliveries might include hot pizza and junk mail. One of the best days in our neighborhood is when the Heineken Man makes...

Ted Talks Top Ted, Ted Tedman, Trucking To Town To Talk Teds

Fargo, ND—The top Ted of Ted Talks, Ted Tedman, is coming to town for a “Talkin’ Ted” Ted Talk. Ted Talks scheduled two Ted Tedman Ted Talks at the Travelodge the weekend of January 8th and 9th....

More Memorable Moments From Cody Marthaller

As mentioned in a previous post, we recently lost Cody Marthaller, who was a dear friend and also a co-founder of this website. Back in 2004, Cody wrote: “Some time in life something will strike hard, but you just get back...

Man Riding Bike To Liquor Store Refuses To Re-Evaluate Life

Fargo, ND—Upon riding his janky old Huffy to the Nestor off-sale for the 5th time this week, local drunkard Gendle Mungripper still actively refuses to re-evaluate what you or I would call an unfortunate life situation....

Exceedingly Mediocre Restaurant Tip Goes Viral

Coon Rapids, Minn. — Applebee’s waitress Nicole MaHobbes’s Tuesday night shift ended in misery after she received a tip so extremely average that it could only be explained as “an obvious insult.”...

Marijuana-Scented Candles Frustrating Police

Fargo, ND – Police in Fargo say a recent uptick in disturbance calls can be attributed to the growing popularity of marijuana-scented candles. Dispatchers estimate they have received approximately 420 complaints about...

BREAKING: Your Mortal Soul Now Belongs To This Warlock

Fargo, ND—The Observer would like to regretfully inform you that your mortal soul, however puny and insignificant it may be, now belongs to this devious warlock. Yes, you’re really screwed now. It was this whispering...

Sign Up Now For Exciting Parade Of Hoarder Homes

Fargo, ND – With hoarding starting to become rather chic, Fargo is excited to announce its First Annual Parade Of Hoarder Homes. Parade president Irv Sheik says: “We’re looking for some major hoarders who might...