August 15th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Bowling Green, Kentucky – The Professional Bowlers Union says it is planning multiple upcoming strikes throughout the country in an effort to gain more respect from the rest of the sports world. Spokesperson Parker Fonebone...
August 14th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns The Big Johnson t-shirt company, with its controversial sexual innuendos that has led to court rulings, is set to release a second brand of t-shirts. The first new release in twenty some years. This fall, you will be able...
August 14th, 2014 | by
Kitz Washington, D.C. – Research from the American Medical Association has uncovered a new disease silently plaguing our society: Mediabetes. Mediabetes is defined as a condition in which the brain’s inability to produce...
August 11th, 2014 | by
Nick Washington, DC—The Observer has learned that after months and months of careful consideration, President Obama has approved the final piece of the Keystone Light® pipeline. The proposed “phase 4” development,...
July 17th, 2014 | by
Kitz Geneva, Switzerland – Following the crash of Malaysian flight MH-17 over eastern Ukraine Thursday, Nestle’s Butterfinger brand has cancelled its lucrative contract with Russia’s Military as the “Official...
June 29th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns San Antonio, TX – UFC Fight Night 44 is in the books. It was a decent event with good matches. After the main match between Cub Swanson and Jeremy Stephens, UFC reporter Heidi had a chance to speak with the loser,...
June 25th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Fishtrap, Kentucky – Vegetable gardens are a great way for budget-conscious families to reduce their food costs, which have been on the rise lately due to increasing governmental regulations. Another great way to save...
June 17th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Knoxville, TN – The lucky person who purchased the winning Powerball ticket worth an estimated $259.8 million believes that she may have accidentally lost the winning ticket in her kitchen garbage bag which is most likely...
June 15th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns Brazil – The Screen Actors Guild, which includes popular actors such as Alec Baldwin and Sean Penn, will be watching the 2014 FIFA World Cup extra closely this year. The 2014 World Cup games are finally underway....
June 13th, 2014 | by
Nick Heaven, Planet Earth—Since the 44th President of these United States invented a way for people who couldn’t afford or were denied health insurance benefits to affordably obtain health insurance benefits, the Great And...
