May 7th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Dogwood, TX – In what some are seeing as a new national trend, the official new mayor of Dogwood, Texas is…a DOG! As they say, every dog has its day, and in this case, Baxter is his name and politics is his game. All...
May 6th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – It’s that bizarre time of year again when many local churches have their church bazaars to raise money for various church programs. For a very reasonable price, one can usually purchase wonderful home-made...
April 23rd, 2014 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The Fargo-Moorhead area has been selected to be the main testing zone for some new No-Driver Taxis. Driverless electric taxis were the brainchild of Jensen Torath of Stockton, California. Mr. Torath’s new...
April 14th, 2014 | by
Kitz Washington, D.C. – A new cosmetic surgery trend is sweeping the nation’s capital. Tear duct implants, also known as “Sad Sacs”, are becoming increasingly popular among politicians whose inability to...
April 1st, 2014 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – As you know, your beloved FM Observer was allegedly attacked by a gang of wasps. Not only did they attack us, but they stung us many, many times, and then they killed us. We did not want this to happen. Nor...
March 31st, 2014 | by
Johnnny Dubai, United Arab Emirates – In the city where architectural rules are regularly being broken and rewritten, Dubai has now introduced yet another new trick. Luxury apartments known as the “Stairway To Heaven”...
March 28th, 2014 | by
Kitz Moorhead, MN – Billy Bob Thornton said it was “destiny” when he came across an article describing a haunted house for sale in Moorhead, MN, located just across the river from Fargo, ND. The star, whose affinity...
March 27th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – If you don’t believe in haunted houses, this place might change your mind. Whatever problems the City of Moorhead has, they can add this one to their list. This haunted house sits at the end of a street...
February 21st, 2014 | by
Johnnny Wiltshire, England – Rumor has it that The Queen of England wants Stonehenge moved from the town of Wiltshire to the grounds of Buckingham Palace before she steps down from the throne. John Thomas, an expert in English...
February 16th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Perth, North Dakota – An amazing UFO sighting was caught on camera just outside Perth, in north central North Dakota. Towner County Sheriff Ben Dover somehow captured this amazing image on his cell phone, while watching...