Moorhead, MN – A new business is finally coming to the quirky town of Moorhead.
Fotos by Fritz the Cat will be opening its doors this week at the sight of the old Ralph’s bar on Main Avenue, just across the river in downtown Moorhead.
Frankly, Fritz admits to being an illegal alien cat who snuck into town via Lutheran Social Services.
Fritz began taking pictures when still just a small kitten back in his home province of Catmandu, in the mountainous country of Nipel, after being given a camera by the Dolly Llama.
Now, Fritz the Cat would like to serve the off-beat town of Moorhead with his photography skills.
His specialties are weddings, funerals, family pictures, graduations, mugshots, retirements, births, bar mitzvahs, accidents, and circumcisions.
To schedule a shooting, Fritz recommends contacting his wife, Miss Kitty.
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