Fargo, ND – After their dear sweet cat went missing for two days, the Dumstone family desperately dialed 9-1-1.
Specially trained canine units were brought in to hopefully sniff out the lost feline.
It turns out that Felix was found under the Dumstone’s Christmas tree after it had inadvertently been wrapped up as a present (most likely by Grandpa who arguably has dementia.)
Other than being extremely hungry and starved for affection, Felix was fine since Grandpa had somehow thought to put some high-grade medicinal catnip into the box with the cat.
Moral of the story: If you see any Christmas presents moving around on their own, better cut back on your pills, or ask Grandpa if he remembers doing any gift wrapping.
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