Moorhead Crocodile Charged With Killing Of Defenseless Calf

August 16th, 2014 | by Johnnny

The alleged crocodile has no comment at this time.

Moorhead, MN – Authorities are investigating the murder of an unarmed defenseless calf just outside the Moorhead city limits.

The alleged incident allegedly took place on the banks of the Red River.

The alleged suspect is a 600-pound crocodile, whose name is not being released at this time.

Residents are being told to not jump to any conclusions based on the sketchy information which is slowly coming out about this story.

Crocodiles have been known to attack young animals with ferocious ferocity.

The good news is that none of the other crocodiles currently in the Moorhead area have any record of this type of unnecessary brutality.

Update: Moorhead authorities have now released the name of this killer crocodile.
His name is: Ferguson.

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