February 26th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargone, ND – As if Fargo didn’t already have enough problems to deal with (such as beavers, flooding, and pinochle), now city leaders can add an unexpected and unwanted outbreak of Ekbom’s Syndrome to its...
April 29th, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – With wedding season just around the coroner, your FM Observer is offering free marriage counseling advice to those who seek to soon enter the gates of matrimonial blissful harmony. FMO’s ABCs For A...
April 22nd, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A very popular singing group from Fargo called Six Jumpy Biscuits will soon be performing on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Mr. Fallon discovered the group by accident when he literally ran them over with...
January 23rd, 2015 | by
Nick Perhaps you’ve noticed your dog doing strange things lately? I know I have. Recently, my dog has been wearing a blanket like a cloak, glaring at me with sinister, glowing eyes and growling eerie renditions of Star Wars...
July 27th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Dr. Willy Nilly MD is an expert in disease-carrying ticks as we have recently seen. The FMO’s doctor friend would now also like to share some tips and tricks for folks who suffer from phlebitis. FMO: Dr....
June 21st, 2014 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – As promised, Dr. Finance is back once again to help answer any financial questions that you may have. Since almost everything is somehow related to money, Dr. Finance can help with most any question that is...
Fargo, ND—A patron at the local YMCA is a confused mess after being approached by a gym regular. Mike Worley was just sitting there rocking some lat pulldowns when one of the meatheads sauntered towards him. “Oh boy, here...
January 23rd, 2013 | by
Johnnny (Ask your financial questions in the comment section below for Dr. Finance to answer!) Mrs. Blanch Gladstone asks: Our home is worth less than what we owe on it. What can we do? Dr. Finance responds: Dear Blanch, this is a very...
