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Groups Of Homeless Living In Trees East Of Glyndon

Glyndon, MN – Even though you perhaps cannot see them from Highway 10 as you’re driving to/fro Detroit Lakes, they can certainly see you driving by. Many of the groups of trees visible from Highway 10 just East of...

President Trump To Make Salvation Army Part Of U.S. Military

Trump Tower, NY – On Day One of his presidency, President Donald Trump stuck to his campaign promise to make the Salvation Army an equal member of the United States Military. “This is going to be huge, folks, trust...

Criss Angel To Lead US Army’s New MINDFREAK Infantry

Washington, DC – In the desolate, run-down wastelands of the Middle-East, countries are at war. People are blowing stuff up over there at an alarming rate. Blowing things up and blowing each other up and putting our...

Military Raising The Bar On Combat Readiness Test

Columbia, SC – At Fort Michael Jackson, where most of the army recruits go for basic training, the Military is changing its testing to see who “makes it” and who goes home. Gone are the days of push-ups,...

Butterfinger Cancels “Official Candy Bar Of The Russian Army” Contract

Geneva, Switzerland – Following the crash of Malaysian flight MH-17 over eastern Ukraine Thursday, Nestle’s Butterfinger brand has cancelled its lucrative contract with Russia’s Military as the “Official...