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Loud Michael Bolton Music To Be Used At Southern Border To Dissuade Illegal Entries

Rio Grande, TX – Border patrol enforcement officers will soon be using an effective new weapon in their fight against illegal immigration across the southern border of the United States. Very loud Michael Bolton songs have...

President Trump Orders Up Some Hurricanes To Dissuade Caravan Of Illegals

Mexico City – As part of Project Dissuasion, President Trump ordered up two hurricanes in an effort to prevent The Caravan from reaching the United States. Working in close conjunction with the National Hurricane Center,...

New Game Show On Fox Called “Find Your Parents” To Be Hosted By Roseanne Barr

Brownsville, TX – The Fox Channel believes it has a new hit game show called “Find Your Parents”. Immigrant children who have recently been separated from their parent(s) while illegally crossing the southern...

Canada Building Wall To Keep Out Mericans And Mexicans

Ottawa, Ontario – While the United States continues its never-ending debate about building a wall on its southern border, Canada is actually beginning to build a wall on its southern border. Another northwestern wall is...

Feral Rabbits Being Readied To Secure Southern Border

Rabbit, Texas – The president has announced executive orders which will result in special teams of feral rabbits soon being dispatched to the southern U.S. border. This will be part of an overall coordinated federal ground...