March 2nd, 2020 | by
Johnnny Catalina, Arizona – We recently surveyed less than a million people asking about cats as pets. The overall consensus from our expensive and extensive survey was that domesticated cats have now become obsolete. Case in...
March 23rd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The new and hip trend of having restaurants specifically for our feline friends has finally come to Fargo! Cathy’s Cat Cafe will cater to cats by offering a full catalog of favorite cat foods and fun....
October 15th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Cathead, PA – There seems to be a growing disconnect between older “establishment” cats and the new younger generation of kittens. For example, some young kittens, like little Felix, are starting to wear hats to...
January 24th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – More and more people in the Fargo-Moorhead area are having their pets stolen. If this isn’t bad enough, these pets are then sold multiple times at underground pet auctions, sometimes while having to wear...
June 10th, 2013 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Just as many local residents have long suspected, a recent survey has shown that many cats in the Fargo-Moorhead area are taking LSD on a daily basis. Ms. Caramella Brandybuck of the National Feline Drug...
