December 2nd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Apple Valley, CA – It was just a matter of time until Apple introduced their new Christmas iTree. Now, for your Christmas enjoyment, you can have a smart Christmas tree which, of course, comes with a Siri. This new...
December 12th, 2016 | by
Johnnny As we gather round the Christmas tree, Which was chopped and flocked for you and me, We nibble on some scones and sip Chablis, While outside it’s a dangerous one degree. All the nicely wrapped presents that we see, Are a...
December 3rd, 2015 | by
Johnnny Christmas, FL – It’s about that time of year again to go buy a Christmas tree for your ho-ho-home. Most of Santa’s helpers will be purchasing a real tree, that died for your sins. Others will be bringing home an...
December 4th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Christmas Valley, OR – A reader asks: Dear FMO, We love our dog Bruno. We also love having a real Christmas tree inside our home. But we don’t love it when Bruno pees on our tree (and presents). Is there a way to...