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Apple’s Smart Christmas iTree Is The Best New Thing For The Holidays Since Eggnog

Apple Valley, CA – It was just a matter of time until Apple introduced their new Christmas iTree. Now, for your Christmas enjoyment, you can have a smart Christmas tree which, of course, comes with a Siri. This new...

An Online Christmas Card You Can Send To A Friend

As we gather round the Christmas tree, Which was chopped and flocked for you and me, We nibble on some scones and sip Chablis, While outside it’s a dangerous one degree. All the nicely wrapped presents that we see, Are a...

Tax On Christmas Trees To Go Directly To Obama Retirement Fund

Christmas, FL – It’s about that time of year again to go buy a Christmas tree for your ho-ho-home. Most of Santa’s helpers will be purchasing a real tree, that died for your sins. Others will be bringing home an...

Ask FMO: How To Keep Your Dog From Pissing On Your Christmas Tree

Christmas Valley, OR – A reader asks: Dear FMO, We love our dog Bruno. We also love having a real Christmas tree inside our home. But we don’t love it when Bruno pees on our tree (and presents). Is there a way to...