Recipes For Success

Tie-Dyed Wind Chill Map Warms Hearts Of Former Hippies

Grand Forks, ND – Some former hippies who now work for the National Weather Service believe one of their recent windchill maps hearkened back to tie-dyed shirts from days gone by. Buzz Marley, assistant climatologist since...

Algore Sends Frigid Polar Vortex Into North Dakota As Punishment For Fracking

Devils Lake, ND – The Godfather of Global Warming has decided to punish the northern half of MegaKota by routing the icy Polar Vortex back into our entire region. FMO: “Algore, why did you decide to blast Northern...

Long Cold Winter Starting To Take Its Effect On Normal People

Fargo, ND – Are you starting to feel the negative effects of winter? Do normally easy small tasks seem bigly challenging? Maybe you’re suffering from WHAKOH like most other people living in Fargo. WHAKOH stands for:...

Fargo Man Arrested For Leaving Dog Outside Too Long

Fargo, ND – The good news is: that Mr. Dorf Gonez got a cute little new Shih Tzu puppy for his family as a Christmas present. The bad news is: that Mr. Dorf Gonez forgot that their new little Pixy was tied up outside while...

Hundreds of Cars Said, “FUCK THIS SHIT” This Morning Leaving People With No Transportation

Fargo, ND – If Mondays were not bad enough, throw in some cold air and wind and you just stepped into the worst place on earth: Fargo. Forecasts last week that ranged from ‘God damn it’s cold’ to...