June 18th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – After Fargo’s mayor firmly declared the city to be safe despite some recent fatalities just North of the downtown area, our FM Observer’s man-on-the-street went out to ask some locals living in that...
June 17th, 2019 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – City authorities who are not wanting to cause a panic, are trying to stay calm whilst warning the community that a very rare pair of Velociraptors has been seen walking around within city limits. Dr. Sarlo...
September 24th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Lakes, MN – The authorities are asking for your help in finding this chipmunk who goes by the name of “Mr. Chippy”. Mr. Chippy is considered by local authorities to be a “chipmunk of interest” in a...
April 9th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – After a lengthy two-day investigation by your FM Observer, we recently turned up disturbing news about some dangerous seasoned citizens in our area. What we learned is that some small groups of large men calling...