June 5th, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is excitedly proud to announce our 2018 Smartest Kids Contest. “Think of this as a spelling bee but you’re asked questions instead of spelling words,” says Dr. Thomas...
November 29th, 2017 | by
Nina Verbena Washington, D.C. – After losing a number of top advisors in recent weeks, President Trump filled one of the vacant slots with a highly unusual appointment today. Mt. Agung, the active volcano currently erupting in Bali, has...
September 12th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Many who attended the Yes/Todd Rundgren concert were pleasantly delighted when Mr. Rundgren opened the concert with a nice long Hawaiian prayer for President Donald Trump. Unfortunately, they were not...
August 23rd, 2017 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – President Trump has announced that he and his first family will be vacationing in Fargo, North Dakota sometime in the near future, but is giving few details about the presidential trip. The President has...
April 6th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Moscow, Pennsylvania – With no evidence to back it up, President Trump is alleging that the Russians have hacked Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and stolen their secret recipe. FM Observer: So, what do you think about the Russians...
February 23rd, 2017 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – Breaking from long-standing tradition once again, instead of introducing a new First Dog to the country as most presidents have done in the past, President Donald Trump and his First Family will be...
February 11th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fair Play, TX – Ever since Donald Trump was elected president, what used to be friendly relaxing games of pinochle have become more heated political debate sessions. Pinochle players such as Arnie Macnaughton of Fair Play,...
February 4th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – It has somehow been leaked that President Trump may soon use an executive order to add another First Lady to the White House after his anticipated upcoming conversion from Presbyterian to Mormonism. Now we...
January 21st, 2017 | by
Johnnny Trump Tower, NY – On Day One of his presidency, President Donald Trump stuck to his campaign promise to make the Salvation Army an equal member of the United States Military. “This is going to be huge, folks, trust...
December 7th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – One of our trained spotters who was out doing some bird watching recently got what is believed to be the best picture ever of The BigFoot. Darko Revkian and his camera were in search of a pileated...
