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Clown Parade Coming To Downtown Fargo :o)

Fargo, ND – Downtown Fargo will soon be invaded by thousands of clowns from across the country. Many clowns will be descending on Clowntown Fargo because it’s the next site of the annual national Clown Parade. Despite...

Iconic Downtown Fargo Theater To Be Converted Into Condos

Fargo, ND – The famous Fargo Theater in Downtown Fargo will soon be turned into unique upper-floor condos while the valuable ground level space will serve as much-needed parking for its residents. The iconic Fargo sign and...

Rooftop Dancing Is The New Downtown Fargo Party Craze

Fargo, ND – As we all know, each and every new national craze usually starts as a spark in someone’s brain. Well, the new craze is Rooftop Dancing and it began in renascent Downtown Fargo. The idea came to Mr. Paden...

New Fargo Donut Shop Specifically Designed For People On Drugs

Fargo, ND – Entrepreneur Jami Hendrix is opening a new doughnut shop in Downtown Fargo. The unique thing about this donut shoppe is that it will be created with people on drugs in mind. Jami Hendrix: “Rather than deny...

Fargo Downtowner Arrested For Repeated Dawdlings

Fargo, ND – Nyork Slocco, who calls the general downtown Fargo area his home, was arrested by police for “dawdling“. “No man! You got it all wrong. I was in no way dawdling! Dallying a bit maybe, yes, but...

Fargo Debates Downtown Vomit

Fargo, ND – City officials in Fargo are urgently wondering if you think more should be done about vomit on the streets in downtown Fargo. While some people here are understandably anti-vomitus for the struggling downtown...

Fargo College Game Day Crowd Swells To A Million

Fargo, ND – ESPN’s College Game Day program was expected to attract a large crowd but nobody knew exactly how large it would be. One policeman said: “I think everyone from the state of North Dakota is here! And...

Early Fargo Business Man Attacked By Giant Blue Mountain Swallowtail Butterfly

Fargo, ND – On this date 90 years ago, a Fargo businessman was attacked by a very large butterfly while crossing a street in the downtown area. The man’s name was Mr. Simon Cummings who owned and operated Cummings...

Area Outdoor Pianos Maybe Not Such A Grand Idea

Fargo, ND – What perhaps began as a grandiose idea has now ended up in the local landfill. Fargo police surveillance cameras in the area of an outdoor grand piano were not quite quick enough to record all of the alleged...

Downtown Fargo To Have Permanent Alcohol Checkpoints

Fargo, ND – Downtown Fargo will soon be implementing a system of mandatory alcohol checkpoints to make it virtually impossible to leave the downtown area without getting sniffed by a police dog. According to the new Police...