November 4th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – As a favor for a friend, Dr. Sanft Plancarte of Fargo’s New Face Center is now literally the toast of the town after being the first to successfully design and implement a new human face. Dr. Plancarte,...
April 26th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fair Play, TX – The American Safety Society is warning parents to warn their children to not play outside this summer. “Inside the house is where you should play, for sure at night and also during the day,” raps...
January 14th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – With the forecast calling for quick climate change from global cooling to global warming, many who fought The Big Flood zactly 20 years are starting to squirm any time the words “sand” or...
December 12th, 2016 | by
Johnnny As we gather round the Christmas tree, Which was chopped and flocked for you and me, We nibble on some scones and sip Chablis, While outside it’s a dangerous one degree. All the nicely wrapped presents that we see, Are a...
November 17th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Menlo Park, CA – In what may come as a surprise to most Facebook users, a new $30 monthly usage fee will begin being charged in 2017. Many thought Facebook would never start charging a user fee but it was deemed necessary...
August 4th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Baiting Hollow, NY – As predicted, a man has actually caught a real live rainbow trout on the internet using only clickbait for a lure. Mr. Clarity “Clare” Bostick of 4104 Melm Street in Baiting Hollow, New York now holds...
July 19th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Middle Branch, Ohio – In an on-going effort to stay culturally current, the old frown face is now being replaced by the middle finger on The Facebook. Emoticon experts all agree that this is a very good move in the right...
April 2nd, 2014 | by
Nick Fargo, ND—A local news outlet’s facebook comment thread got a little out of hand late yesterday. What started out as a simple weather forecast status update found itself turned into a battleground for what onlookers...
September 18th, 2013 | by
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April 5th, 2013 | by
Cody Marthaller You’ve seen them. You’ve probably posted one, two, or twelve hundred. Ecards are the new scourge of facebook. Everyone’s original thoughts have now finally gone the way of the dodo bird. Intellectual...