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Fargo’s First Full Frontal Face Transplant Operation Deemed An International Success

Fargo, ND – As a favor for a friend, Dr. Sanft Plancarte of Fargo’s New Face Center is now literally the toast of the town after being the first to successfully design and implement a new human face. Dr. Plancarte,...

Kids Warned Against Playing Outside During Nice Summer Months

Fair Play, TX – The American Safety Society is warning parents to warn their children to not play outside this summer. “Inside the house is where you should play, for sure at night and also during the day,” raps...

Fargo Facebook Families Fatally Fear Fifty Foot Fast Flood Forecast

Fargo, ND – With the forecast calling for quick climate change from global cooling to global warming, many who fought The Big Flood zactly 20 years are starting to squirm any time the words “sand” or...

An Online Christmas Card You Can Send To A Friend

As we gather round the Christmas tree, Which was chopped and flocked for you and me, We nibble on some scones and sip Chablis, While outside it’s a dangerous one degree. All the nicely wrapped presents that we see, Are a...

Facebook To Begin Charging Users A $30 Monthly Usage Fee

Menlo Park, CA – In what may come as a surprise to most Facebook users, a new $30 monthly usage fee will begin being charged in 2017. Many thought Facebook would never start charging a user fee but it was deemed necessary...

Fisherman Catches Rainbow Trout On Internet Using Clickbait

Baiting Hollow, NY – As predicted, a man has actually caught a real live rainbow trout on the internet using only clickbait for a lure. Mr. Clarity “Clare” Bostick of 4104 Melm Street in Baiting Hollow, New York now holds...

Middle Finger Replaces Frown Face On Social Media

Middle Branch, Ohio – In an on-going effort to stay culturally current, the old frown face is now being replaced by the middle finger on The Facebook. Emoticon experts all agree that this is a very good move in the right...

Two Dead After Facebook Comment Section Argument Escalates

Fargo, ND—A local news outlet’s facebook comment thread got a little out of hand late yesterday. What started out as a simple weather forecast status update found itself turned into a battleground for what onlookers...

Louis CK: Stupid Facebook Posts

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I Only Speak Ecard Now.

You’ve seen them.  You’ve probably posted one, two, or twelve hundred.  Ecards are the new scourge of facebook. Everyone’s original thoughts have now finally gone the way of the dodo bird.  Intellectual...