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Fargo’s First Full Frontal Face Transplant Operation Deemed An International Success
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Fargo’s First Full Frontal Face Transplant Operation Deemed An International Success

November 4th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As a favor for a friend, Dr. Sanft Plancarte of Fargo’s New Face Center is now literally the toast of the town after being the first to successfully design and implement a new human face. Dr. Plancarte,...
Kids Warned Against Playing Outside During Nice Summer Months
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Kids Warned Against Playing Outside During Nice Summer Months

April 26th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fair Play, TX – The American Safety Society is warning parents to warn their children to not play outside this summer. “Inside the house is where you should play, for sure at night and also during the day,” raps...
Fargo Facebook Families Fatally Fear Fifty Foot Fast Flood Forecast
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Fargo Facebook Families Fatally Fear Fifty Foot Fast Flood Forecast

January 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the forecast calling for quick climate change from global cooling to global warming, many who fought The Big Flood zactly 20 years are starting to squirm any time the words “sand” or...
An Online Christmas Card You Can Send To A Friend
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An Online Christmas Card You Can Send To A Friend

December 12th, 2016 | by Johnnny
As we gather round the Christmas tree, Which was chopped and flocked for you and me, We nibble on some scones and sip Chablis, While outside it’s a dangerous one degree. All the nicely wrapped presents that we see, Are a...
Facebook To Begin Charging Users A $30 Monthly Usage Fee
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Facebook To Begin Charging Users A $30 Monthly Usage Fee

November 17th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Menlo Park, CA – In what may come as a surprise to most Facebook users, a new $30 monthly usage fee will begin being charged in 2017. Many thought Facebook would never start charging a user fee but it was deemed necessary...
Fisherman Catches Rainbow Trout On Internet Using Clickbait
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Fisherman Catches Rainbow Trout On Internet Using Clickbait

August 4th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Baiting Hollow, NY – As predicted, a man has actually caught a real live rainbow trout on the internet using only clickbait for a lure. Mr. Clarity “Clare” Bostick of 4104 Melm Street in Baiting Hollow, New York now holds...
Middle Finger Replaces Frown Face On Social Media
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Middle Finger Replaces Frown Face On Social Media

July 19th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Middle Branch, Ohio – In an on-going effort to stay culturally current, the old frown face is now being replaced by the middle finger on The Facebook. Emoticon experts all agree that this is a very good move in the right...
Two Dead After Facebook Comment Section Argument Escalates
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Two Dead After Facebook Comment Section Argument Escalates

April 2nd, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—A local news outlet’s facebook comment thread got a little out of hand late yesterday. What started out as a simple weather forecast status update found itself turned into a battleground for what onlookers...
Louis CK: Stupid Facebook Posts
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Louis CK: Stupid Facebook Posts

September 18th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
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I Only Speak Ecard Now.
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I Only Speak Ecard Now.

April 5th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
You’ve seen them.  You’ve probably posted one, two, or twelve hundred.  Ecards are the new scourge of facebook. Everyone’s original thoughts have now finally gone the way of the dodo bird.  Intellectual...