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Teams Of Foreign Specialists Coming To Fargo To Study The Mating Habits Of Fargo Natives
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Teams Of Foreign Specialists Coming To Fargo To Study The Mating Habits Of Fargo Natives

December 28th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Fully equipped with lab coats and clipboards, multiple teams of mating habit specialists from various foreign countries will soon be descending upon Fargo for a long-term scientific study. Dr. Abraham...
Further Funding For “Fort Fargo” Finally Finds Feasible Financial Footing
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Further Funding For “Fort Fargo” Finally Finds Feasible Financial Footing

April 24th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – What many have been fighting for for forty four fruitless fortnights may soon finish with fruitional finality. The remains of Fort Fargo, which was originally built at the beginning of Fargo’s war with...
Expensive Study Finds That Year 2100 Is Only About 82 Years Away
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Expensive Study Finds That Year 2100 Is Only About 82 Years Away

November 27th, 2017 | by Johnnny
St. Paul, MN – A recently completed study for the state of Minnesota has made an astonishing discovery about the year 2100. Minnesota scientists, working with NASA, have determined that the year 2100 in Earth Years is only...
Fargo Lobster Bisque Company Goes Belly Up Due To Lack Of Local Lobsters
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Fargo Lobster Bisque Company Goes Belly Up Due To Lack Of Local Lobsters

October 20th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Even before it officially opened its doors for business, the Fargo Lobster Bisque Company is officially closing its doors. Selbo Berquist is the owner of the already defunct Fargo Lobster Bisque Company who now...
Playing Slot Machines Good For Health
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Playing Slot Machines Good For Health

April 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Jackpot, Nevada – A new comprehensive study by casinos shows that there are numerous health benefits associated with playing slot machines. Essentially, the more time spent playing slot machines, the healthier (and...
Fargo Facebook Families Fatally Fear Fifty Foot Fast Flood Forecast
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Fargo Facebook Families Fatally Fear Fifty Foot Fast Flood Forecast

January 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the forecast calling for quick climate change from global cooling to global warming, many who fought The Big Flood zactly 20 years are starting to squirm any time the words “sand” or...
New Pizza Business To Specialize In Deliveries To Jails And Prisons
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New Pizza Business To Specialize In Deliveries To Jails And Prisons

July 1st, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – A new pizza delivery company will soon be unlocking its doors in North Dakota. Prison Pizza Pros will specialize in hot deliveries to those who find themselves behind bars. All pizzas shall be of the...