December 28th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Fully equipped with lab coats and clipboards, multiple teams of mating habit specialists from various foreign countries will soon be descending upon Fargo for a long-term scientific study. Dr. Abraham...
April 24th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – What many have been fighting for for forty four fruitless fortnights may soon finish with fruitional finality. The remains of Fort Fargo, which was originally built at the beginning of Fargo’s war with...
November 27th, 2017 | by
Johnnny St. Paul, MN – A recently completed study for the state of Minnesota has made an astonishing discovery about the year 2100. Minnesota scientists, working with NASA, have determined that the year 2100 in Earth Years is only...
October 20th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Even before it officially opened its doors for business, the Fargo Lobster Bisque Company is officially closing its doors. Selbo Berquist is the owner of the already defunct Fargo Lobster Bisque Company who now...
April 9th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Jackpot, Nevada – A new comprehensive study by casinos shows that there are numerous health benefits associated with playing slot machines. Essentially, the more time spent playing slot machines, the healthier (and...
January 14th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – With the forecast calling for quick climate change from global cooling to global warming, many who fought The Big Flood zactly 20 years are starting to squirm any time the words “sand” or...
July 1st, 2016 | by
Johnnny Bismarck, ND – A new pizza delivery company will soon be unlocking its doors in North Dakota. Prison Pizza Pros will specialize in hot deliveries to those who find themselves behind bars. All pizzas shall be of the...