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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Asked To Help Fight The Corona Virus

Atlanta, GA – The Trump Administration is wisely asking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for assistance in fighting the Corona Virus War. President Trump is personally calling upon the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Team to...

Weekly Listing Of Divorces In Cass County

Fargo, ND – It’s time once again to list the divorces going down in Cass County. All of the following couples are uncoupling. They have decided to part ways and go in different directions. After some matrimonial...

Women Moving To Venus And Leaving Men Behind

Venus, FL – With men mostly in charge of things here on Earth, and with the general state of affairs going from bad to worse, women are banding together to head out to their very own beautiful planet: Venus! Earth women are...

Heidi Heitkamp And Kevin Cramer Agree To Three UFC-Style Octagon Fights

Bismarck, ND – Heidi Heitkamp and Kevin Cramer, who are both fighting for the same Senate seat, will meet three times prior to the election in order to help undecided voters make their choice. Their campaigns have agreed...

Downtown Fargo Adding Another Bar In An Attempt To Increase Crime And Number Of Drunks

Fargo, ND – As if there wasn’t already enough crime and drunks in the Downtown Fargo area, the addition of a new bar should get those social parameters up to acceptable levels. Instead of adding much-needed parking...

Sign Up To Join The FMO Birthday Club For Only $100

West Fargo, ND – Are you a person who has a birthday and who likes to have fun? Have you been looking for a way to make perfunctory birthdays more functory? May we suggest that you join the FM Observer Birthday Club by...

Fargo Bar Fight Begins After Man Asks Another To Borrow His Toogit

Fargo, ND – In what could have been because of a possible misunderstanding, a bar fight broke out last night in a downtown Fargo bar after one man seemingly innocently asked a stranger if he could borrow the other...

United Airlines Expecting Insignificant Revenue Shortfall Amidst Controversy

Louisville, KY – $36 billion in annual revenue could turn into a mere $33 billion after video of United airline staff violently re-appropriating or re-accommodating or re-moving or whatever they call what they did to...

Gang Signs Causing Fights Between Rival Retirement Homes

Fargo, ND – Apparently residents of opposing retirement homes in the Fargo area have been flashing gang signs back and forth at each other to the point where it has become “problematical”. Police reports...

Fargo Facebook Families Fatally Fear Fifty Foot Fast Flood Forecast

Fargo, ND – With the forecast calling for quick climate change from global cooling to global warming, many who fought The Big Flood zactly 20 years are starting to squirm any time the words “sand” or...