April 16th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Paris, France – The historically tragic fire at the 800 year old Notre-Dame cathedral may have been caused a single cigarette butt. This Gothic jewel that took about 100 years to build starting back in 1163, suffered...
May 7th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Burnstad, ND – Highly trained governmental environmental workers trying to do a controlled burn helplessly watched it suddenly get out of control when winds began to gust up out of nowhere. “Yeah, no, what began as...
January 12th, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – We asked all of our FMO team members to brainstorm various ways to stay warm during the dead of winter here near Fargo, North Dakota. We then slowly simmered the list of a hundred ideas down into this Top...
July 23rd, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – As the current chapter of the Bison Turf Bar changed from mass to energy (divided by the speed of light squared), the next chapter of its future was already beginning to rise from the ashes. As perdition’s...
April 2nd, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Moderate drought conditions in North Dakota are sparking burning bans to be implemented on both the state and county levels. The extremely dry conditions due to Global Drying have precipitated government leaders...
February 12th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Firestone, CO – This is National Bonfire Month designed to help fight against Global Cooling and the next Glacial Age. With average global temperatures showing a general cooling trend instead of the much-hyped global...
Moorhead, MN—The downtown location of a former hip & now, with it and wow nightclub has survived an apparent suicide attempt. The past home of Coach’s Sports Pub on 6th Street and Center Avenue in Moorhead set itself...
March 14th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Let me show you somethin! Dilworth, MN – A home being constructed in northeast Dilworth caught on fire this morning. Workers on site reported the fire and thankfully nobody was hurt. “I’m pretty sure...
