Boston, MA – The Observer is happy to learn that musician Paula Cole is on cloud nine today after her beloved cowboys were recently discovered to have relocated to the frontier of West Texas where they’ve owned and...
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Nick Lisbon, ND – A Lisbon-area wheat farmer has been reported missing. This vast expanse of frozen nothingness has swallowed up yet another victim, it seems, most likely from a missed turn on a gravel road. Wendell Pierce was...
August 9th, 2013 | by
Cody Marthaller What is it with all the commercials these days. In everyone they seem to be yelling at me or acting in threatening manors What did I do? Why do I deserve to be yelled at? Do they not know that the volume increases when...
July 26th, 2013 | by
Nick Fargo, ND – Office Police have formally charged Mr. Kenneth Noisewater with a class A felony in stupidity after his inadvertent ‘reply all’ to a company email. Noisewater allegedly hit the ‘reply...
July 13th, 2013 | by
Nick Washington, DC – With the George Zimmerman verdict serving as the straw that broke the camel’s back, the government of our fair nation has decided to (finally) close Florida’s border off from the rest of the...
April 18th, 2013 | by
Cody Marthaller The every so annoying One Million Moms Group, decided they still lead pathetic lives and needed something to bitch about. This time around its Kmart’s new ‘Ship My Pants’ commercial. This pathetic group wants...
April 14th, 2013 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – When friendly folks in Fargo, North Dakota should be hosting garage sales and planting their gardens, Winter Storm Xerxes will be extending winter…with a vengeance. While Tiger Woods is being assessed...
March 15th, 2013 | by
Cody Marthaller We’ve seen them. We even named our own wifi network a funny name. Below is a list of names thought up and found on the internet for funny network name ideas. Use at your own risk. IHaveToFart GetOffMyLAN...
August 13th, 2012 | by
Nick The Melvins have been around. And around. They are one of the most consistent rock bands of all time, ever since the inception of grunge in the late 80s/early 90s. They’ve made their mark on the rock & roll landscape by...
July 29th, 2012 | by
Nick Washington, DC – In a recent interview, former Vice President of the United States Dick Cheney was asked his opinion about the upcoming presidential election prospects as well as past candidates. He speculated on Mitt...
