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Amanda Smock Having A Hard Time Finding A Job After Recent News Coverage

Fargo, ND – Former North Dakota State University Amanda Smock won the triple jump at the U.S. Olympic Trials last Monday, June 25th. This great achievement has produced North Dakota State’s first United States...

Mothership! Aliens Invading Fargo-Moorhead Workforce!

West Fargo, ND – It’s True!!!  Aliens have been spotted around the Fargo-Moorhead area.  However, they are in a place you would least expect.  Working right next to you! That’s right.  Aliens have been...

Local 10-year-old Heard Cussing At Dinner Table Denied Ice Cream

Fargo, ND – An area 4th-grader was recently denied the privilege of dessert after his mother overheard him voice his disapproval of dinner. The boy, said by his mother to have been watching an “inappropriate...

Trucker Breaks Guiness World Record Clogging Toilets In All 50 States

Richmond, VA – Trucker Randy Burton has made history in one of the grossest ways possible. Mr. Burton has plenty of time to think about life while on the road, and recently, he let his crazy thoughts get away from him while...

Sting Operation At Dog Park Results In Arrest

Fargo, ND – The police K-9 unit in Fargo, acting on an anonymous tip, recently enacted a sting operation resulting in an arrest at the dog park on 45th Street in Fargo. The tipster, who shall choose to remain anonymous,...

West Fargo Police Searching For Elusive Asian Nudist

West Fargo, ND – One small Asian man is causing quite the ruckus in our growing city of West Fargo, North Dakota and people have started to call the police. The West Fargo Police Department have stated that they are looking...

Fargo To Crack Down On Small Businesses

Fargo, ND – Small business owners, and by small business I mean panhandlers, will have to take their business elsewhere. Panhandlers have been filing business license applications in records numbers lately in the hopes to...

Pair of lungs or some other organ found on LA sidewalk

Los Angeles, CA – Sunday evening, authorities received a call to investigate what was reported to be a pair of lungs stuck to a south Los Angeles county sidewalk. With a veritable frenzy of visceral criminal activity...

LeBron James grateful for another shot at losing NBA Finals

Miami, FL – NBA MVP LeBron James has once again, for the 2nd straight year and 3rd time in his career, led his team to the NBA Finals earning yet another shot at despair and failure. King James has been terrific throughout...

Naked Young Bird Found Dazed and Confused

West Fargo, ND – Junior, a young bird from West Fargo, was seen this afternoon looking dazed and confused, lost, and completely wrecked.  He was also not wearing any clothes. I tried to talk to him but it was no use.  He...