May 3rd, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Palo Alto, California – Facebook this week has released a new organ harvesting application. This new facebook application was announced Tuesday by Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg as a way to harvest users organs and sell...
May 1st, 2012 | by
Bill Burns New Salem, ND- At around 8:30 a.m. this morning, a SUV carrying a family of 4 struck a horse buggy on Co Rd 139. The family from New York were on vacation and merrily on their way to New Salem, North Dakota to visit...
April 30th, 2012 | by
Nick West Fargo, ND – A local man is suing the makers of Red Bull® energy drink, claiming the product produced “uncomfortable and disproportionate feathery growths” sprouting from underneath both shoulder blades....
April 26th, 2012 | by
Nick Switzerland (AP) – A Swiss newspaper is reporting that a woman who recently attempted a sort of “spiritual journey” that requires fasting both food AND water while only to live off the incredibly harmful rays of...
April 25th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns NEW YORK, NY – The ever so popular unpopular show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” just got renewed for 3 more seasons. Seriously, people still watch this vile garbage? E! Entertainment network, another...
April 25th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – In the recent weeks, 6 teens have shown up in the Sanford hospitals emergency rooms completely high and buzzed out of their minds. One death is being reported as well. This has caused concern for the local...
April 18th, 2012 | by
Nick Minneapolis, MN – As the twilight years of yet another Minnesota sports team near their bittersweet end, the owner of the Minnesota Vikings is keeping the lines of communication with the fan base open. Knowing that a...
April 18th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – Just when we thought the Red River of Fargo had grown up and become a more mature adult, we realize we were dead wrong. Thanks to the recent rain, the Red River is back to being a complete dickhead again. ...
April 16th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – Phil McCrackin is a family man. A man who enjoys the great outdoors, spending time with his kids, and cooking his family large and exquisite dinners. He is also a happy man whom his friends say is one of...
April 13th, 2012 | by
Nick Camp Crystal Lake, America – The Observer has learned that in a shocking turn of events today, well-known blood fiend and murder artist Jason Voorhees has decided not to stalk & slash this Friday the 13th. This news...
