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“March Madness” Defense Fails Miserably In Court
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“March Madness” Defense Fails Miserably In Court

March 16th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The Observer is surprised to learn that yet another hapless defendant and his bumbling pro bono lawyer went with the “March Madness” defense, only to get laughed at by a veteran judge who has...
Marilyn Hagerty Mistakes Olive Garden For A Gentlemen’s Club.
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Marilyn Hagerty Mistakes Olive Garden For A Gentlemen’s Club.

March 15th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Marilyn Hagerty has been living the life as of recently.  After her review of a local Grand Forks Olive Garden went viral, Marilyn has been traveling around the big city of New York.  From doing interviews and...
Fargo School Board To Implement New Anti-Bullying Policy
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Fargo School Board To Implement New Anti-Bullying Policy

March 15th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Since 2002 the Fargo School Board has had an Anti-Bullying policy in place.  This policy consisted of rewarding bullies and punishing the victims.  It promoted such nonsense as “Walking or running...
Morbidly Obese Lake Trout Breaks State Record
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Morbidly Obese Lake Trout Breaks State Record

March 15th, 2012 | by Nick
Bismarck, ND – A North Dakota state record was broken recently as a 16lb-6oz, 33-inch lake trout was hauled out of the Garrison Dam Tailrace. This disgustingly huge fish animal breaks the record held by the previous lake...
Dilworth Fire Chief says, “I’m pretty sure it’s totaled.”
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Dilworth Fire Chief says, “I’m pretty sure it’s totaled.”

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Let me show you somethin! Dilworth, MN – A home being constructed in northeast Dilworth caught on fire this morning.  Workers on site reported the fire and thankfully nobody was hurt.  “I’m pretty sure...
Remodeling Hector International Airport
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Remodeling Hector International Airport

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
“I haven’t seen a plane in 4 years.” Fargo, ND – Fargo North Dakota’s one and only Hector International Airport is undergoing a significant remodeling project.  The former Barnstormer Restaurant...
Record Temps Spreading Fear Throughout Area
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Record Temps Spreading Fear Throughout Area

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
As North Dakota temperatures reach record highs, many fear for their lives Fargo, ND – The month of March has proven already to be one of the scariest winter months on record for our region. With temperatures in the state...
“Piece of Crap” Recreational Vehicle Thrives in Western North Dakota Oil Boom
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“Piece of Crap” Recreational Vehicle Thrives in Western North Dakota Oil Boom

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
A janky Western North Dakota RV revels in the demand for affordable housing Williston, ND – The milking of Western North Dakota’s oil reserves continues to flourish, bringing financial prosperity to the area. However,...
Idiot Arrested After Attempted Drug Deal With Obvious Off-Duty Cop
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Idiot Arrested After Attempted Drug Deal With Obvious Off-Duty Cop

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
Dumb ass immediately arrested after walk up drug sale attempt Fargo, ND – An Otsego, MN man was arrested last night after propositioning a cocaine deal to what was quite obviously an off-duty cop. The lieutenant wore street...
Texting Has Replaced the Voice With Area Youth
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Texting Has Replaced the Voice With Area Youth

March 14th, 2012 | by Jill Burns
Fargo, ND – Earmuffs are ugly and can be expensive. Texting is quicker and cheaper. The youth of this area and probably country have determined that texting has now replaced all form of voice communication. One area youth...