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Solar Eclipse Cancelled As Some Find It To Be Offensive

Sunbeam, Idaho – So as to not be offensive to people of certain religious beliefs, the solar eclipse has been cancelled by federal and state authorities. While statues of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln are being...

Large School Bus Full Of Illegal Aliens To Pass Between Earth And Moon

Moonshine, Illinois – Top scientists from our top-notch science department are warning that a large school bus believed to be full of illegal aliens will be passing between the Earth and the Moon soon. It is not known who...

Super Moon Proves It’s Moving Closer To Earth

Moon Unit, USA – The recent full super beaver moon is proof positive for many that the Moon is indeed moving closer to Earth. Experts say that if the current rate continues, the Moon should be just a few miles away from...

Man Who Weds Daughter Fathers His Own Granddaughter Whom He Marries

Moorhead, MN – Bernard Kingsley of rural Moorhead married his own daughter, Trixi, after the mother lost her battle with King, their pure-bred pit-bull. The wedding of Bernard to his own daughter Trixi was accompanied by...