August 25th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Hot Springs, SD – An angry elderly woman is suing the makers of a hot sauce called The Ghost for being too darn hot! Ms. Osucha Hogsett claims that after putting just a small portion of The Ghost hot sauce on her enchilada,...
May 8th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Hawaii, HI – Governmental leaders are trying to remind residents and visitors on Hawaii’s Big Island that hot lava is nothing with which to play around. “Even though it looks so mesmerizingly beautiful, please...
November 29th, 2017 | by
Nina Verbena Washington, D.C. – After losing a number of top advisors in recent weeks, President Trump filled one of the vacant slots with a highly unusual appointment today. Mt. Agung, the active volcano currently erupting in Bali, has...
November 26th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Turkeyfoot, PA – Leave it to Google to take 3-D printing to the next level. After some Germans were able to first print edible gummy bears with a 3-D printer, Google has now perfected the ability to 3-D print a...
