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Amy Klobuchar Wrestles Woman To Ground After Being Attacked

Penacook, New Hampshire – Presidential candidate Amy Klobuchar successfully wrestled a Bernie Sanders supporter to the floor after being suddenly attacked while campaigning near New Hampshire’s capital city of...

Howard Donson Lodging and Entertainment Destination Opens In Downtown Dilworth

Dilworth, MN – Perhaps you’ve noticed all that construction/reconstruction/deconstruction and goings on at what was once the Howard Johnson Motel in Dilworth? That’s a good eye, you have. The site has undergone...

Man Who’s Half Goat To Marry Half-Goat Woman: Said To Make A Great Couple!

Moorhead, MN – The quirky little American town that invented the Dilly Bar will soon have another first. Mr. Billy Goat, who is self-described as being half man and half goat will soon join in marital wedlock with Ms. Fauna...

National Lutheran Church To Become Bird Sanctuary Denomination

Dulutheran, MN – The Angelical Lutheran Church Of America (ALCOA) announced that it will become the denomination that opens its sanctuary doors up to any and all types of birds. Ms. Rose Grosbeak is the spokeswoman for...

UFO Encounter In Marshall County Minnesota Finally Solved

Stephen, MN – The mysterious UFO encounter which happened in Minnesota’s Marshall county forty years ago has finally been solved. Three space aliens who had recently been detained on unrelated drug charges confessed...

Norwegians Marching To Protest All Those Stupid Norwegian Jokes

Oslo, MN – Well, it was only a matter of time until they had enough and just couldn’t take it anymore. Now, many Norwegian-Americans are fed up with all those silly Norwegian jokes and being the subject of such...

Dear FMO: How Can We Create A Quagmire On Our Property?

Quamba, Minnesota – Ms. Geri Quam emailed our gardening and landscape specialist a great question: How can I create a green quagmire on our Minnesota lake property in order to provide some wetlands for animals and help save...

Top Ten Reasons Why The City Of Moorhead Secretly Changed Its Voting Locations

Moorhead, MN – Without letting anyone know, Moorhead city leaders decided to change many of their polling locations. Many Moorheadians are now wondering why their silly little town would change many of its polling locations...

Some Minnesota Lakes Showing Early Signs Of Fermentation

Vergas, MN – Trained experts from Minnesota’s department of natural resources are saying that some lakes are now starting to show early signs of fermentation. Dr. Martie Fenton, who has studied fermentation since he...

Montana Tractor Picked Up By Tornado Lands In Minnesota

Climax, MN – A tractor that started out in Crane, Montana ended up in Climax, Minnesota thanks to a very large and fast moving tornado. Tornadologist Corry Langfitt says he’s never seen anything like it: “Yeah,...